A guy walks into an airport bar, takes a seat, and waves over the bartender.
Guy: “Hey, what’s the Wi-Fi password?”
Bartender, without missing a beat, replies: “You’ve got to order a drink first.”
Guy nods and says: “Alright then, I’ll take a Coke.”
The bartender casually asks: “Is Pepsi okay?”
Guy: “Sure, that’ll do. How much?”
Bartender: “Three dollars.”
The guy hands over the money, takes his drink, and looks back at the bartender.
Guy: “Okay, great. So, what’s the Wi-Fi password?”
With a smirk, the bartender leans in and says: “You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.”